Just got beat by a smug prick on a race to find the braves score. Dude is on a 4 year old moto razr. Fuck u safari.

After a tropical themed happy hour I am rolling to El Myr. Too bad their chips are mediocre. Then???!

Wow Carib is a great beer. It’s one great beer for beach living — a lot of lagery goodness.

@mokindo why are u looking for an apartment!?!? Sorry to just jump back into your jelly - long time of vicarious watching of ur house work.

@yardi twitter users are older because twitter was founded by genx hipsters in SF. And it grew to friends of friends. Weak links.

Just found out that the “Chi Chi Man” song (dancehall classic - oft sampled by Diplo) is about killing gay people. Mix ruining homophobes!

Slick Rick the ruler… http://yfrog.com/ehxe9j

Parliment is on the *stereo*!! Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me — indeed.

I am at the Morris lounge and restaurant, kirkwood’s finest jam joint. Time for hennesey and coke I think.

Here at thinking man’s tavern with @ThomasLS and @thekeylime @tcb79 @jpburns and a whole bunch of other metafilter members.

Watching @boutte jam at kavarna in oakhurst. And tweeting about it — but, ironic like.

Loving some great copy writing at this cafe: http://bit.ly/11P5lp

Complaining about twitter. What else is new for a whiny Monday.

God related billboards seen on the drive: 6. Whiskey distillery signs seen : 3

10:30 dinner at avalon in louisville. Quite nice apps and a maker’s manhattan (on the rocks - the only way to drink girly cherry drinks)